The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.Īnd there?s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed. Skeptical? Here are just a few gems to consider: more » ld the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts to. Melville (Illustrator) 1,078 ratings See all formats and editions Kindle Edition 695.26 Read with Our Free App Paperback 935.00 1 Used from 2,574.82 9 New from 930. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O?Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. Cory OBrien Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology Paperback 5 March 2013 by Cory OBrien (Author), Sarah E. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: a No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology - read free eBook by O'brien, Cory in online reader directly on the web page. All our lives, we?ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths.
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